Swimmer x Dolphin

If you ever joined a swim team as a kid, you should remember your coach always saying to stay under water as long as possible.....this explains why.
P.S.Disqualified....it's not a submarine race
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Tough Guy Race Pics

Commander Cody in the sludge at the Tough Guy race in England. A race through frozen lakes, flaming tires, and claustrophobia inducing dead-end tunnels.[pics]

UPDATE
Apparently the "winner" took a few shortcuts: 

No One Won

First man is disqualified, did not complete the course.  No one did.
This is not a point to point course, all obstacles must be completed as written.
Knut did not traverse Single Rope Dragon.
Fell off ropes in Colosseuseum.
He did not beat the Tough Guy™, he went for a run to stay ahead of his rivals.

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Rollin' da Bones

Probably fake - whatever - still funny

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