Drunk Jungle Animals

Elephants and giraffes and monkeys getting pissed on fermented Marula fruit.
P.S. Stay in it until the ostrich.

Yankee Cup Stack Game

A Yankee fan enjoys his own game up in the stands. If you think you can do better, here are his rules (remember, honor system here):
New standing record is 3 full size souvenir cups standing for at least a 3 count. In order to beat record, at least one participant must be passed out and unaware of the cup stack. Good luck to all who take part in the cup stacking phenomenon...

Drunk Pilot Puts on a Show

Or...best pilot ever?
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Drunk Guy Stops Robbery

...and nonchalantly shoves the guy out the door...and presumably returns to the store for his free six-pack.

 

Most coders are already pros at this anyways

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