Batman Not as Good of a Fighter as I Thought

So just because you dress up like Batman doesn't mean you have to be a BAMF - but at least learn how to not fight like a girl.
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Ant vs. Spider

Clip of a spider catching an ant...but wait till the end.
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Joe Madden Ejects the Umpires

Joe flips the script and tosses some umpires.
P.S. Someone take those glasses away from him.
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Subtle Police Report

Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket.  When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.
   Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the “Toys for Tots” program.  Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.
   After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene, Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.
   The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw… injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.

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Reporter Breaks Up Fight

If that's not exciting enough then....Reporter = Black Guy; Guy Getting His Ass Kicked = White Supremacist
Irony FTW
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Goalie Fight!!

I love a goalie fight...and apparently so does the guy in the white jersey. Never seen anyone so happy about his impending ass-whippin'.
And a BONUS
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